momento moriii

wolf is sheep's clothing

iwannabealaskan:

hf748get9wihq:

if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay

This forever and ever

(via europahh)

kushdrinker:

i need to do a sex

(via m0viestar)

(via pegasustears)

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

(via pegasustears)

bigstupidbaby:

i dont have hands i type with a hotdog ive taped to my wrist 

(via crysexual)

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

(Source: lindsaylohomo, via toolazytolive)